my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
I never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life.